Below are the 14 most recent journal entries recorded in addmonster's LiveJournal:

Sunday, July 4th, 2004
1:49 pm	23 weeks since my last update wow...it has been quite the long period of time since i last wrote in here, but u know i think i mite start writing in it again...anywho not much has been going on...im finally a senior!!! im so happy...everything is almost over...but now im working at the infamous beth eloheim day camp with some cool people who i used to go to day camp with..its not too bad, and i like my counselors and the other CIT anastasia is cool as well. We hung out yesterday and saw napoleon dynamite...wow...i am happy she talked me into seeing that movie because it was so freakin funny and i was laughing hysterically the whole time. everyone should see it...after the movie we walked to third street or something and then we went down to this store called the superhero store which she told me about and it was so funny and the store is just awesome. i think i may buy a cape. nothing else much is too new. its the 4th of july today...yay for independence....yeah anywho last nite was joes last nite in the slope cause he was leaving for cali until new years so we had a party and had an awesome time...i traded my aviators to seth for a black light and hes gonna take me to this store he worked at and buy some day-glo paint with me and lug them back to my house sometime. this past week or something i have met sooo many more new people...like friends of lana's and seth's. good times good times. onta greiven monta morvin...yeah u heard me...anyways im gonna put some quizzes here now cause theyre funny... Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque Your Name Superhero Name The Scotsman Super Power Invisibility Enemy The Landlord Mode Of Transportation Mechanical Bull Weapon Frying Pan Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 21st, 2004
7:53 pm	The 321 Song The 321 Song I know some kids from down the street. They are my friends that you gotta meet. Whether we're groovin Or just havin fun. I know I've got friends down at 321. Its the school where the teachers Don't have a say. We are chillin on the monkeybars The rest of the day. I know I have gotta say it Alright! I'll be at 321 the rest of the night. I know you know You wanna go down The streets are all empty Cause no ones around. Look at the playground Maybe you'll run Cause theres a group of kids down at 321. Its the school where the teachers Don't have a say. We are chillin on the monkeybars The rest of the day. I know I have gotta say it Alright! I'll be at 321 the rest of the night. Some people are sober Others are not Smokin a cigarette Or smokin some pot We're rollin our joints And drinkin our beers Crouched under the playthings With all of our peers. Its the school where the teachers Don't have a say. We are chillin on the monkeybars The rest of the day. I know I have gotta say it Alright! I'll be at 321 the rest of the night. We have our enemies And we have our friends But down at 321 THE FUN NEVER ENDS! (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 5th, 2004
10:46 pm	yeah, things are ok, i dont know...im happy and sad and confused at the same time...and all about the same thing...some people will know what im talking about and others wont...i hope things work out for the better...but they never do...not for me, not ever...i can only hope for the best, which isnt much...well yeah...not many people a gonna understand what this entry is about (Comment on this)
4:20 pm	back to school, back to school to prove to do im not a fool ahh yes, first day back to school...how exciting..not really, yeah it completely sucked ass, i wasent ready to wake up at like 7..not my thing. yeah i had no frees today cause its day 5..dont ask, anyway, after school i went and waited infront of romas for people, and i saw jamie! it was so exciting cause i have not seen her since last year. after she left, genna waited with me for everyone. lots of people showed up like axel, noah, delilah, victoria, joezev, zev, beckish, alex, will, cary, elsie, and probably some more. i lent delilah 2 family guy dvds cause she needs to see that show. yeah, i have shitloads of work to do, so i must go (Comment on this)
Sunday, January 4th, 2004
6:05 pm	my nightwalk tonite i went for a walk. it was nice, cause i had some time to think about things in life. i just walked around 8th avenue and thought about my troubles. college, one of the ones on the top, is really starting to freak me out. like..i dont know if im gonna get in to anywhere cause my grades arent the greatest..it freaks me out. another thing is my parents. because im adopted, my parents arent exactly young...and i really just dont know what to do when they do...pass away. i mean, my dad is almost 70...fuckin 70. i dont wanna lose either of them..i think about all the time ive gotten into fights with them and made my mom cry or my dad scream, and i just wanna die for making them be angry at me. yeah...anothing thing im worried about is whats gonna happen between me and this other person. fuck i hate being apart of 2 groups of friends who dont exactly like each other. i dont like hearing them bash on my other friends, and i cant do anything about it, but as everyone knows, life is not fair...these are just the things i think about...no one really cares...why should anyone anyway...yeah thats about it Current Mood: contemplative Current Music: family guy (Comment on this)
12:10 pm	im so tired yesterday was pretty fun you could say. i started out doing homework until 3 which completely sucked, but after that i met up with cary, alex, will, elsie, yasmin, joey, mikey and someone else think, but i fogot. we kinda got bored hanging out, so me cary will and alex left for key food to get food for the rest of the night (it was the celebration of wills birthday which was on monday). we went to key food and bought about 24 dollars worth of junk food and crap, and it was quite good. lets see, after that we went to my house and picked up my Roland amp cause we were thinking about recording. we got it over, played for like 2 hours, did a little bit of recording, then we went around and chilled some more...we saw alex emond on the street and asked him to get us a pint of georgi cause we didnt want to walk to 6th and 7th. at this point, delilah and maddy wee with us too. so we waited in front of connecticut muffin and at first we thought he jacked the money but he came back. so we walked over to president on 8th avenue, and then, me, cary, del and maddy went to grand army to get cigs, and will and alex went to drop off the alcohol at wills for later that nite. after that they went to hugos to write him a welcome home sign and put it in his room. we met back up, but maddy and delilah left cause maddy was trying to find andrew heller to get some chocolate that she bought. so elana and talia met us, and they chilled infront of hugos for a while, but elana said she had to go back to axels cause a bunch of people were shrooming there and no one was watching them, except a little kid. so me cary elana and talia went back to axels house, and will and alex went to wills. we got to axels, and noah had his hand wrapped in like a cold towel, cause he thought he broke his hand. we stayed for a while, then started to walk back to wills. delilah called me, and i said i'd meet them at 321, so they culd come too. me and elana walked up 1st while marlene, talia, and cary walked up garfield cause marlene had to give some clothes to sarah at the temple. elana just wanted to go to starbucks, but we saw lots of people at pinos, and elana decided not to go to wills. so i met up with delilah, maddy, and toria and we all walked back to wills house. elana called me and decided to come over. we all watched friday which is a very funny movie. delilah left around 930 or 10 to go home but everyone else stayed. hugo finally arrived around 10 so we went up to wills room cause he needed to roll a joint. we listened to this song in complete darkness b4 we went out and smoked and it was really fun listenin to it. so we went out and smoked around 11 oclock at the park and it was a fantastic joint if i do say so myself. we went down to 321 and saw axel and noah sitting there, noah didnt break his hand, which is good. cary at this point had gome home to get sniff tested by his parents..what douches. we went upstairs to start some of the georgi and we dressed up in all of wills old clothes like the snakeskin shirts it was fun. we went back to wills livingroom and watched airheads, another great movie. after that, we watched detroit rock city, but i was falling asleep through some of it. so, will and cary thought it would be really funny yo draw on me. i woke up a few times but i was too stoned and tired to care a whole lot, but when i realized tha they had been drawing all over the side of my arm, i said fuck them and went upstairs. i got to the bathroom to look at what they did better (they said they only drew on my arm, which i knew right off the back was a load of shit, and i was rite. they drew all over my arm, face and i later found out my leg. so i was upstairs for like 45 minutes just listenin to some music, not really trying to sleep, but i was really pissd off at that point and couldnt sleep. i went back downstairs with my sleeping bag, and the guys said they were sorry, but it was really funny...i disageed. it was about 5:30 at this point, so we were all just sitting in wills livingroom kinda just there. will went upstairs to sleep in the office. around 6 in the morning, hugo was like..yo lets smoke..and me and alex were like..ok. so we went out on wills stoop at 6 in teh morning and smoked the other joint he rolled made of all the roaches he had. we wnt back in, and like 5 or 10 minutes later, will comes down, and hes really pissed cause the smell woke him up, meaning his parents may have smelled it too cause they also sleep on the second floor. they got into an argument, but eventually we all just went to bed...around 7 cary went home cause he didnt get any sleep at wills, so will and hugo walked him home while me and alex were asleep. my dad called me at like 10:50 and was like...jsut so u know, ur mom is out walking, and i will be home in about 15 mintues, so i began to get up, still a little baked, but not too much. so i got all my shit, and went home..now its like 12:10 and i have to start the buttloads of work i have to do. wow...that was a lot of writing. im not hanging out today..and its the last day of freedom..and i have to work..its bullshit. later peoples. 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Friday, January 2nd, 2004
9:46 am	this entry is just me saying a bunch of great songs...if i miss any, please do tell me or comment and put them in there Pantera - Cemetery Gates Pantera -Cowboys from Hell Aerosmith - Rag Doll Aerosmith - Cryin Aerosmith - Crazy Aerosmith - Dude (looks like a lady) Aerosmith - Eat the Rich Lynard Skynard - Simple Man Lynard Skynard - Sweet Home Alabama Arrogant Worms - I Am Cow Venga Boys - I wanna Have Sex On The Beach The Beatles - Yesterday The Beatels - Day Tripper The Beatles - Eight Days a Week The Beatles - Nowhere Man The Beatles - Strawberry Fields Forever Sugar Ray - Every Mornin' Sugar Ray - Someday Nirvana - All Appologies Nirvana - Heart Shaped Box Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit Nirvana - Rape Me Metallica - Sad But True Metallica - Enter Sandman Metallica - No Leaf Cover Metallica - Nothing Else Matters Metallica - Ride the Lightning Metallica - Sanitarium Metallica - Fade To Black Metallica - Master Of Puppets Red Hot Chili Peppers - Can't Stop Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under the Bridge Red Hot Chili Peppers - Porcelain Red Hot Chili Peppers - Otherside Red Hot Chili Peppers - Parallel Universe Red Hot Chili Peppers - By the Way The Dakrness - I believe In A Thing Called Love Fountains Of Wayne - Stacy's Mom Outkast - Hey Ya The Who - Substitute Andrew W.K. We Want Fun Nine Inch Nails - Something I can Never Have Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody Bob Dylan - Knockin On Heavens Door Greenday - Brain Stew Greenday - When I come Around Greenday - Welcome to Paradise Greenday - Closing Time Children Of Bodom - Lake Bodom Children Of Bodom - Everytime I Die Children Of Bodom - Bed of Razors Children Of Bodom - Wizard Children Of Bodom - Follow The Reaper Children Of Bodom - Black Widow Cannibal Corpse - Stripped, Raped, an Strangled Cannibal Corpse - I Cum Blood Cannibal Corpse - Stabbed in the Throat Manowar - Warriors of the World Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall Pink Floyd - Nobody Home Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon Pink Floyd - Goodbye Blue Sky Pink Floyd - Money Pink Floyd - Hey You there are more, but i have to work, i shall finish it later (9 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, January 1st, 2004
11:29 pm	buuuuuung today was pretty uneventful...most of the day i just sat around at home...i watched anger management and called hugo in canada. apparently hes commin home on saturday, so to anyone who cares,he'll be here on saturday night. um...i met wth alex around 8 at 321...we got mugged by 5 kids...they only took like 5 bucks, but still, thats 5 dollars too many... i chilled with lots of people, who i dont feel like naming...ive been feeling kinda down lately...dunno why. hmmm thats really all i did tonite...i wish more people were here in brooklyn cause it just seems like people arent around. hmmm we chilled with jeanette and marlene later...saw other people...thats about it..i dont want school to come bk...it sucks...but yeah...thats it for the nite (2 Comments |Comment on this)
1:26 am	happy new years...alex says hes sexy too hey everyone, its oficially 2004 and hope everyone had a good new year. my new years was the best it has ever been, or ever could be. i was with all my best friends (except cary and hugo cause there away). it was just really amazing..me, olga, ana, delilah, maddy, victoria, will, and alex chilled with lotsa of people earlier in the night, and we got stoned, but ana and olga were not there yet. um..we got drunk then after geting tex-mex (not the person)...hmm after we were drunk and stoned, we chilled at 321 a lot, and lots of people passed by somehow intoxicated. i finally saw all the pentagon together..i dont get to chill with them anymore...i want to tho cause they're really cool. but so is my other group of friends like delilah, ana, olga, toria, and maddy. but anyways, we went and watched the fireworks around 12 oclock and it was so amazing...it was the best thing ever being there with the friends that are the best i have ever had, and the best girl ever...and yeah...it truely was the best new year i have ever had. just being with my friends was so cool, and holding delilah when the fireworks were going off was really awesome too...well will and alex are sleeping over, so i must go. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 31st, 2003
10:51 am	ahh tired i am really tired...hmm yesterday was pretty fun i guess...lets see first, i met up with alex and we bought...cigarettes... then we went to the park ad had some...um..we went to his house to pick up a game, then we headed to my house to play it. it didnt work, so me and him opened it up, and tried to dust it off, which had no affect at all...then will called and came over. shortly after, we left to wills house, but i didnt want to go inside, so i just kept on walking by myself for like 30 minutes around nowhere. i ended up in stabucks, and then rush came in, he bought splinter cell for xbox which looks realyl cool. i called edvard to come chill to. then we went out to 321 to see what was going down. we didnt see almost anyone, but then i spotted joe and zev and they chilled with us too. delilah was with elias at someone elses house, but we told them to come to 321, so they did. i onl got to see delilah for 10 minutes again, but oh well, cant win everyday. so, elias and delilah arrived and elias had some weed, so i rolled a joint ( it was really bad, cause i had nothing to roll on) so then we smoked it in the corner, and i was pretty baked. thatabout wraps up this session on boringness. ill write a nice long one when i get home after new years. its gonna be an awesome night tonite. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 30th, 2003
11:12 am	hmmmm yesterday and last nite were medioker (i have no idea how to spell that word) so yeah i met up with alex a rush on the street and alex was blazed out of his miiiind. it was hilarious. um...theni got stoned, and we walked around, i hung out with delilah, ana, olga, maddy, joe, zev, elias, and of course alex and rush. me, ana, olga, and maddy got stoned again, me just getting more stoned. then delilah had to leave :-(..so we went to pinos, and i basically fell asleep until i had to go home...then thats its really. (Comment on this)
Monday, December 29th, 2003
5:03 pm	ok this is the funniest hting ever, i dont know these people, but its the funniest site ever if you want the link to this site, IM me, and ill give it to you, so u can look at it anytime u are sad or feeling bad...it really cheers people up. It was about some guy having cybersex, but he was messing with whoever he was talking to. I found the text, so for those that missed it, here you go. bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? - bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now. - BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh shit BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA: Oh shit eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something - bloodninja: Wanna cyber? Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables? bloodninja: What like gardening an shit? Katie_007: Yeah, something like that. bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out: bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes. (pause) Katie_007: is that it? bloodninja: You water your tomato patch. bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce? Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? (pause) bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily. bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains. Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis. bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots. bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT. Katie_007: ... bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here. bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch. Katie_007: whatever - Girl: Hi Boy: hello Boy: who is this? Girl: just a someone? Boy: A someone I know? Girl: nope Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me? Girl: well sorrrrrry Girl: I just wanted to chat with you Boy: why? Girl: nevermind your an asshole Boy: Hey wait a minute Girl: yes? Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid Girl: paranoid? Boy: yes Girl: of what? Girl: me? Boy: No. I'm in hiding. Girl: LOL Boy: Don't ******* laugh at me! Boy: This shit is serious! Girl: What are you hiding from? Boy: The cops. Girl: gimme a ******* break Boy: I'm serious. Girl: I don't get it Boy: The cops are after me. Girl: For what? Boy: I'm wanted in three states Girl: For??? Boy: It's kindof embarrasing. Boy: I had sex with a turkey. Boy: Hello? Girl: You are ******* sick. Boy: Send me your picture. Girl: why? Boy: so I know you aren't one of them. Girl: One of what? Boy: The cops. Girl: I'm not a cop i told you Boy: Then send me your picture. Girl: hold on Boy: Hurry up. Boy: Are you there? Boy: **** you, cop! Girl: Hey sorry Girl: I had to do something for my mom. Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities. Boy: Weren't you!? Girl: thats not it Boy: Then what? Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty Boy: Most cops aren't Girl: IM NOT A ******* COP YOU DICKHEAD! Boy: Then send me the picture. Girl: fine. What's your e-mail? Boy: Just send it through here. Girl: alright *PIC* Girl: Did you get it? Boy: Hold on. I'm looking. Girl: That was me back in may Girl: I've lost weight since then. Boy: I hope so Girl: what?!? Girl: that hurt my feelings. Boy: Did it? Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now. Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? Girl: yes Boy: Alright let me find it. Girl: kks Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC* Girl: this isn't you. Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't! Girl: You don't look like that. Boy: How the hell do you know? Girl: cause your profile has another picture. Boy: The profile pic is a fake. Boy: I use it to hide from the cops. Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Boy: Not to mention all the groceries. Girl: Go **** yourself Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week. Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture. Girl: You've done nothing but slam me. Girl: you hurt me. Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me! Boy: Why would I do that? Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. Girl: FUC YOU!!! Boy: You'd break both of his legs. Girl: You're a ******* asshole. Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me Boy: Ok. I'm sorry. Girl: No you aren't Boy: You're right. I'm not. Boy: HAARRRRR! Girl: I'm done with you Boy: Aww. I'm sorry. Girl: I'm putting you on ignore Boy: Wait a sec Boy: We got off on the wrong foot. Boy: Wanna start over? Girl: No Boy: I'll eat your pussy Girl: You'll what? Boy: You heard me. Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy. Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy? Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes Boy: Well I'm not like most men. Boy: I get excited in different ways. Girl: Like what? Boy: Do you really wanna know? Girl: I don't know Boy: You have to tell me yes or no. Girl: I'm afraid to Boy: Why? Girl: cause Boy: cause why? Girl: well lets see Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you? Boy: Nope Girl: well its strange to me Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to Girl: I didn't say that Boy: So is that a yes? Girl: I guess so. Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. Boy: Are you willing? Girl: What do you need me to do? Boy: I need you talk like a pirate. Girl: ??? Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!" Boy: ok? Boy: Hello? Girl: You can't be serious Boy: Oh yes I am! Boy: It's my fantasy. Girl: this is retarded Boy: Do you want it or not? Girl: Yes I want it. Boy: Then you'll do it for me? Girl: sure Boy: Ok. Here we go. Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy. Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit. Girl: mmmm yeah Boy: uh oh ...going limp. Girl: Har Boy: You gotta do better than that! Boy: Your picture was really bad. Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke. Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth. Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. Girl: mmmmmm you are good Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder Boy: going limp Girl: HARRRRRRR Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. Boy: You begin to sway back and forth. Boy: going limp Girl: this is stupid Boy: ...still limp Boy: Do it! Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole. Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole. Girl: WTF?!?!? Boy: They stink really bad. Girl: OMG STOP!!! Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg. Boy: I ram it up your ass. Girl: YOURE A ******* PYSCHO!! Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. Boy: And turn you into a ******* candy apple... Boy: I kick you in the face! Girl: **** YOU ASSHOLE!! Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin... Boy: Your parrot flys away. Boy: ...going limp again. Boy: Hello? Boy: Say it! Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!! Here's the last one... Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny. Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me? Wellhung: OK Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge. Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat. Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest. Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling. Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly. Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly. Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing. Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry. Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive. Wellhung: I'll pay for it. Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder. Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors? Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you. Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp. Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me. Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat! Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear. Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm. Sweetheart: What? Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really. Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse. Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop. Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool. Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee! Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties. Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute. Sweetheart: What's the matter? Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking. Sweetheart: Are you OK? Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red. Sweetheart: Can I help? Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups? Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink. Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better. Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover. Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now. Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you. Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom? Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall. Wellhung: I found it. Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly. Wellhung: Me too. Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other. Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts. Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses? Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table. Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby! Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom. Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover. Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid. Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return. Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh! Sweetheart: What's the matter now? Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way. Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on. Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing. Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it! Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here. Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now! Wellhung: I'm flaccid. Sweetheart: What? Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection. Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face. Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong. Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse. Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles. Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes. Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face. Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser! Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo! Sweetheart: (Comment on this)
1:20 pm	ahh theres too much work to do these days...with all SATs comming up, and 11th grade is just fuckinhard in general...i mean...i understand work over the weekend, or even the night, but over the fucking vacation? the one time we are supposed to be free for a short amount of time, and have a good time, they ruin it. We are supposed to have fun as kids, dont get me wrong, i have a great time, i have great friends, and i wouldnt trade it for anything, if it meant doing all the work i have to do...we will be working for our entire adult lives, and then giving us so much homework, when we work from like 6th grade up...i think students deserve some time to just relax. lifes getting kinda boring..no one is hanging out at 321 anymore, and the pentagon and pentagram havent been together in long time, and i miss em. i wish it wasent cold out anymore...spring is so much bettter than winter im thinking, cause..well its not cold, but i do love winter..only when im snowboarding tho. well, yesterday and today have been kinda bring so far, yesterday, after "working" on my essay due for my tutor today, me and my dad took the train into manhatten to sam ash, to buy my new Roland amp, which is soooo cool. then after that, i came home, watched some tv, until i got together with alex and will. we went to wills house for a while, after smokin a few cigs around on 6th avenue. we saw edvard and mikey, and they came and chilled in starbucks with us...then talia and sarah showed up and chilled for a while too. they said that elana and max were just coming from 6th and 7th. so, they eventually showed up with nathan, and this girl amanda who goes to will and alex's school. i herd the band nathans in called treason, and it was really good. hmm...then me, will and alex, decided we wanted to get a 20, so we called and got some..then i called victoria, cause delilah didnt pick her cell up, and they were just walking towards us, so we chilled with them for like 10 minutes b4 picking up from bling. hmmm what else, yeah delilah had to go home at 930 so i walked her home...OH yeah, when i was walking delilah home, apparently, will alex, and rush saw our old "friend" abbie stein, and told me how they walked by her, and will said really loudly with rush and alex EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, so i saw them in starbuck after i walked del home, and they told me, and i really wanted to go bash on her, so we walked by again, and we all said ew, and she started lik cursing or something, i wasent listenin, and i was just screaming, what a whore!!!! and slut and tramp at the top of my lungs...it felt really good to bash on that bitch...what a whore if u ask me...then maddy, victoria, alex, will, and tex-mex came over, and we watched some of halfbaked, then at 11 everyone left... today was very boring too...i had to wake up at 8 because i had a dentist appointment at 10, in manhatten. anyways, the dentist had to give me novacaine so it wouldnt hurt whe he was drilling my tooth, and that was at like 10 oclock, and its now 1:20, and i still cant feel my right cheek...that is all that has happened in the last 2 days...well...i wrote a lot am i am quite tired, but unfortunately, i have to write the essay i avoided yesterday for my tutor who is comming in about 4 hours...later people (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, December 28th, 2003
11:03 am	wow...first i wanna write about things happening so i dont forget them..or at least try not to...well last nite was quite fun...me, delilah, ana, olga, and maddy got chocolatededed and toria hot vaniladeded at maddys house. after that we watched some porn because we were bored, but it was so hard for us to stop talking loudly, because the neighbors were supposed to check on maddy at some point, and there arent supposed to be any guys there, so anytime we heard a sound, i ran into the bathroom and hid behind the door...i did that like 8 times, and not once did they ever come up...and a few times, they forgot to tell me no one came...so i was there for like 6 minutes in the dark. lets see, when we were leaving, what luck we were to have, but running into the neighbors, so the girls kinda stood in front of the door, where i was nealing down to "tie my shoe" and maddy pretended to lose hers so we didnt have to leave yet, so eventually, we got the door closed, and i went back upstairs and hid, cause i was so chocolatededed and freaked out i was gonna get in trouble...so then, maddy comes up, and is like, they went to the back yard, run quick, so we ran like all the way up the block which was tiring...we then walked over to pinos and 321 to see if anyone was there at like 11:30, but there was no one, except andrew who i hate, so, going back to maddy house for a sec, i was hiding in her brothers room for like 10 minutes (still no one came to tell me that no one came up) and my fone started to ring, and i thot we were fucked so i turned down my fone all the way and didnt pick up, even tho it was my parents, so then, i never turned the volume back up, now back to pinos, i hear my fone ring, and look down and it said 2 missed calls, so i went outside and called my house, and they told me to come home rite away, cause i said id come home at 1145, but it was 1150 when i left, but i didnt think they would care that much, so i said goodbye to delilah, maddy, toria, ana and olga and left for home. on the way back, i check all my missed calls and apparently, those 2 calls from my parents, were only the two recent ones, and they had actually called about 7 times, me missing all of them, but they werent too angry and im not in trouble at all...i got home the...watched a movie, i dont remember, and now im here, telling you all about my boring life...well, thats the end for now ahh delilah is the best ever...everyone should know that (4 Comments |Comment on this)